Waynes Cocktail
This recipe, was invented by:
Q.M. Wayne Lawrence Fenwicks Regiment of Foote
The first ingredient is copious amounts of alcohol (consumed of course). Then a pint glass pinched from someone who isn’t looking. Next leftovers from a meal (preferably sun baked but doesn't really matter how long it’s been left). Then any other item edible or otherwise. After all these have been collected and mixed. Season to taste(not necessarily with salt or pepper), Garnish the glass with prawns. Then all that is needed, is a good imagination and strong constitution.